SONIC ART 4
1 PrickHammer Supreme
"You're a long way from home... boy. Let me show you how we stream out in God's country." Driving down, the long hard road With a tall stiff can of RX... to lighten his load Next stop, Kalamazoo His spud cannon is coming for you FURBURGER blastin through his stereo Suckin so hard on that Malboro This orange beast is a hell of a rig His tiny hands make it look so big -- His tiny hands make it look so big -- BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE TINY BALLS Nicotine overload 3 packs a day on his shitty show Did you know, cigarettes are bad for you? No shit Sherlock, get banned, get a fuckin clue. I got sick from his second hand smoke His stream environment is a fuckin joke Derris lost shotgun couldn't pull the trigger His lil girl's afraid of n***** (dark and scary?) (dark and fuckin scary???) His lil girl's afraid of RACISM BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE BALLS BIG DICK LITTLE TINY BALLS
3 How good is Christmas?
How good is Christmas? It's the fuckin best time of the year. It's really awesome. It makes me want to sing Deck the halls and suck my balls (tra la la la la la la la la) Santa's cock is pretty small (tra la la la la la la la la) Went to Chaddy 2AM Fa la la la la la la la la la More fuckboys than Bethlehem Fa la la la la la JESUS DIED Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way Santa touched me in the most inappropriate way HEY Jingle balls jingle balls slapping on my chin Oh what fun it is to slide down St Nick's long and thin Christmas is kind of shitty (shitty) You could even say it blows (like my Dad) And if you ever met him (Daddy) You would feel his penis grow (Like a mighty oak) All of the other daddies (daddies...?) Used to watch his dong with glee (so jealous) Two shakes post yuletide pissing *toilet flush sound* Then he stuck it deep in me (OOOUUUUUhhh) Then one steamy christmas eve Mommy joined the fray (hoooray) Daddy with my hole so tight (ooh) Won't you let it snow tonight Then daddy turkish gripped it (you what?) Tied it with a pretty bow (tied where!?) Saving the greatest present (eeeuughh) Letting all the egg nog flow.
CUNTOFORUSURUUUUU AAASEMMMBUUUURUUUUU Hi! I'm Derris, The Cuntforce of Power! Hi! I'm EXP, The Cuntforce of Courage! Hi! I'm WETTY! The Cuntforce of Wisdom! Together, we're the CUNTFORCE! We've got a power and a force That you've never seen before. We've got the ability to leave you Dripping, red and sore. No one will ever take us down Except for Twitch's censorship law. Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE We're massive fans of anal intercourse! We know, the fate of the world is lying in our hands. BUT, we're cunts. So fuck every prick across the land! No one will ever take us down. Except for swarms of rats in Vermintide Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE Go Go Mighty CUNTFORCE We slip it in just like a trojan horse. Time for another classic Wetty Whine. Wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah Michael Phone Call Interlude daiosj8AS&*(&(*&dsaiojdu*()&()& No one Will ever take us down "Except for me blah blah blah" Go Go Mighty ****FORCE **** **** **** **** **** Go Go Mighty ****FORCE **** **** **** **** **** Go Go Mighty ****FORCE **** **** **** **** **** Ya ****Y ****ISH ****ING ****FORCE! Go Go Mighty Cuntforce Go Go Mighty Cuntforce Go Go Mighty Cuntforce Ya CUNTY CUNTISH CUNTING CUNTSLIT CUNTFUCK CUNTBAG CUNTWHORE CUNTFORCE!
7 KHAL DRONGO feat. Kelly C
The names Khal Drongo I perfected the slow flow Got a huge fuckin mullet and an XR8 on low-lows Grabbed mah bitch off Gumtree, hell of a hoe, yo! Stubby in my hand while she gives me a slow blow Hand it to Jah-mae, your sista needs a spank Dress by her ankles, smokin all that dank Fuckin and suckin' her way to the Iron Bank Yo it's just a prank, to be frank she's quite a skrank! Khal Drongo why'd you got to be so mean to me It's hard to be a member of your family Now see I'm the motherfuckin mum of dragons Got a sick dole payment and my tits aren't saggin' Hey come on now yer the moon of me life, Got a tat of yer name to prove that yer me wife. Next to the Southern Cross, by the Ned Kelly. We'll cross the Narrow Sea straight into Bali. Tyrone with his sick as Subaru Imp my ride, Skids and drags with his yobbo crew. Aint got no time for kings or rings or shiny things Just drinks to drank and pills to fucking ping Hey Khal it's Shaddi, got some "little fingers" in These bickies are hektosh, they'll make you fuckin grin From ear to ear as you shuffle at Revolver habibis wanna hold ya, just like i fahhhrkhghrgirenn told ya awww piss off shaddi ya stupid fuckin wog youre a dog cunt, he's me sun and stars he doesn't need your pills, your "habibis" are molls suck on a fuckin kebab, i'll twist off ya balls Oi Kelly C. don't step to Shaddi We went to high school straight outta Broady He got an ENTER score of 43 Made a mint, but he's skint cause he smashed into a tree Long live Khal Drongo You fuckin' mong ho Smashing some cones like his dear Kelly C. watch him punch through a slab of bundies every friday night You'll come a'waltzin' dothraki with me Long live Khal Drongo You fuckin' mong ho Smashing some cones like his dear Kelly C. watch him punch through a slab of bundies every sat'dee night You'll come a'waltzin' dothraki with me
9 Machine Gun Finger Banger
Hey girl, they call me Witwix. Ain't got no time for foreplay. I just wanna get you off. In record time. (Oh.) So watch me work my mashin strats on you girl. (OoooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!) Girl I'm gonna open your legs with a gold split. (uhhh) He's just tryin' to get you off in record time. Fell flat on that new bra hook strat so now I gotta reset. (uhhh) But Witwix I'm sopping wet, girl now you gotta get dry. (as a pyramid) Cause if the split is red. This run, it could be dead. I know it's risky but I think I'm going to try out my new hydro pump skip. Any% won't do. When I'm giving it to you. Oh baby. Girl your body moves at 50 FPS. (lol boshy jokes) Now I'm on record pace. While you're sitting on my face. Your clit is chafing and my tongue feels like sand paper but I never rage quit... Any% won't do. When I'm mungin on your punched lasagne. Oooh. Girl your body moves. It moves at 60 frames per second. I'm like a Blastoise eating your bowl of porrij. Smashin' PBs with my sausage. Oh baby say my name. Witwix. I'm like a Blastoise eating your bowl of porrij. Smashin' PBs with my sausage. Oh baby say my name. Witwix.
Sour Kool Aid Running through your veins Trying not to fade Into obscurity Sour Kool Aid Where comedy is made In the shadow of the MAN Yo yo, It's me, Dan Paul of the Sour Koolaid Show. Who's ready to LAUGH? Check check. Is this thing on??? Digital Computer Entertainment Gotta roll the D20 Digital Computer Entertainment When you roll with the twitch OG Digital Computer Entertainment Dan Paul's got what you need Digital Computer Entertainment If what you need's b-grade comedy Ladies and gentleman. He may suck at videogames. He may be dropping numbers faster than a hot potato. He may neglect his children... but he sure as hell doesn't neglect his comedy! Live in the studio, It is my great pleasure to introduce... DAN MOTHERFUCKIN PAUL. Ahhh, i think dan's been drinking the sour kool aid again guys dude what are you saying? dan youre a fucking mess what thing? alright alright this is bad guys, this is really bad
4 Hakuna Fhtagn
Cthulu Fhtagn What a bald British cunt. Cthulu Fhtagn Couldn't even really do a 24 hour cast of Boshy... Little Cthulu is what he calls his cock. His tentacles dish out waves of orgasms His girlfriend has her own emote on his channel How deep did she go beneath his fathoms The quill scratches the parchment and eldritch wych lights dance. As souls bound scream into R値yeh, he swells and grows. what's he playing darkest dungeon what's he playing fuck your face what's he playing darkest dunge- he got green tinge right in his minge what's he playing darkest dungeon what's he playing probs not boshy what's he playing darkest dunge- he waits for you beneath the REaDING The quill scratches the parchment and eldritch wych lights dance. As souls bound scream into R値yeh, he swells and grows. He never finished Boshy His fans gave cash for it. They want their money back You scumbag. You fucking twat.
6 SKINNED JEN
Because it's Jen and Jade They may seem quite nice Jen'll grab you by the balls And spit in your eyes She has a lot of fun with fisting runs Innuendo! No it's Bloodborne! Nah it's Witty copping it sweet. It's Jen and Jade They aren't all that bad But cross them and it's 50 shades of grey It's not boobs or make up that'll get them the views Mainly cause they're both dudes. Because it's Jen and Jade They're really quite rad Jade'll smack you in the nuts And beat up your Dad But speedrunning Doom is really quite hard When her milkshakes bring all the bats to the yard It's Jen and Jade They both start with "J" Hurry up and press subscribe today! Well cookies are lame and cats kinda suck Wanna step to them. you're shit out of luck Cause they're super best friends and they give zero fucks About your creepy steez HEY
8 Happy Hobbit
Hi. Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman. This is my authentic Morgan Freeman Voice. Let's take a look at what the Happy Hobbit is up to in his humble kitchen. Shiver me timbers, he's making a spot of tea. And playing the only the only game he knows how. Dark souls. And he will try not to get hit once. No hits! (No hits, sometimes he gets hit?) That's the hobbit way Kill him in the dick (in the dick, stab that knob) That's not even gay Fingering his nan in the kitchen That's the hobbit way and incest isnt gay (well it can be?) *fiddle turn around* (Morgan: Arrr me hearties) Put the kettle on (kettle on, make us a cuppa) Hobbit's gonna slay He just PB'd Sif (Is that a fuckin' woof with a sword in it's mouth?) YES. Don't you know about this game It's Dark Souls that he plaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaays) That's the hobbit way. Take it away Morgan. Well, I guess it's time to shred. Oh I'm on fire. I'm really cooking. (Oh I'm really moist) Morgan's bangin' Nan in the kitchen Estus flasks are banned in the kitchen A spoon sure beats your hand in the kitchen That's the hobbit way.
10 Dark Hair: Prepared with Dye Edition
Subhuman trash worse than Martin's asshole. Oh my god, what a jaw MAN bracers are lame Welcome to MANkind. In the beginning There was but one broadcaster He wasn't any good, but he was there! He has played a fuckton of games Dark Souls 1 Dark Souls 2 Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin (Saska) and more recently Dark Souls 3 His Batman speedrun is legendary. *Wetty Snort WHAT WON'T OUR FAIR MAN DO??? FOLLOW HIM ON HIS EPIC JOURNEY!! FOLLOW HIM ON HIS NOT SO EPIC TWITTER!! He's not even fuckin' verified YOU'RE IN THE MAN CAVE NOW BABYYYYY He walked through the flame The world burns away as he streams video games Behold a pale ghost, no sign of a tan No Gods or Kings, There is only MAN. That's right, capital M-A-N lower case versus... capital G-A-M-E AND DON'T FUCK IT UP, BECAUSE HE GETS REALLY PISSY ABOUT IT MAN looked down upon the earth, bathed in the righteous glow of the foobar visualizer and he saw that it WAS GOOOOD This bobble-headed skeletor is no mere mortal And although twitter refuses to believe it... HE IS A FUCKING INFLUENCER (Does that mean he gives people the flu?) They obviously haven't tuned in for his meandering rants about nothing. WITH HIS WEAPONS GRADE PHILOSOPHY MAN WILL LEAD US TO SALVATION But get out of his backseat, MAN rides alone He walked through the flame The world burns away as he streams video games Behold a pale ghost, no sign of a tan No Gods or Kings, There is only MAN. Verified... ?
11 Ode 2 Twitch
Strimmelina: Gee I hope I make it here in Broadcaster Land... RCBR: Oh Strimmelina Mhon... ! Stick wid me and you gonna go straight to dee top of dee directories! Strimmelina: Oh boy Rasta Crab Bob Ross! I just set up my Patreon! I'll be ready to quit my job at the Fro-Yo store any day now! Tee hee hee! Chat: OMG Grill! 10/10 would fuck Why is this whore always whining? Ohhh I want to anal you. (random, rampant sexism ie. let me see ur bewbz plz lol, i bet she's gagging for it) Prickdog the Mod: Now now chat! Strimmelina ain't no slunt bucket, she's the fresh faced, starry eyed hopeful this land needs, why The Grand Wizard of Twitch will partner her in no time Chat: Not if she's like wetty... LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL (cody's favorite emote of all time, he loves it, use it in his chat heaps.) Strimmelina: Rasta Crab Bob Ross, how many concurrent viewers do I need to meet the Grand Wizard? RCBR: Please child, call me Daddy Strimmelina: ahhhh ok.... What a strange place this is! Twitch: And it's about to get a whole lot stranger...... (SINGING TIME) RCBR: Oh Strimmelina, do you have what it takes to be the best? Strimmelina: Oh yes Rasta Crab Bob Ross I really think do! Prickdog: Have you thought about text to speech donations and song requests? Strimmelina: Well I guess that could work? RCBR: And let's not forget third party sponserships Strimmelina: But what if my numbers start to dip? Prickdog: Don't worry sweet girl, just stage a little nip slip! RCBR: A little tit never hurt nobody mhonnn STRIMMELINA CHORUS: So basically you're saying, to put my heart up on the shelf Now tell me why I can't just be myself?? TWITCH WIZARD: Insolent fool, are you forgetting your place? You'll Never be partnered! You don't have what it takes! So cut the cute act, your stream's a disgrace! Your "so called" passion won't win you this race! STRIMMELINA: Just let me be! Let me stream my favorite games! (Not just EA's latest garbage) TWITCH: Alright my dear, but first let me drop all your frames! VERSE (prickdog and RCBR coming around to strimmelinas pure philosophy and strimmelina gunning to meet the Twitch wizard and tell him what's what.) Prickdog: Soooo what you want is your content to ring true? Strimmelina: Now you're catching on Prickdog! RCBR: Dat's a great idea child! SMOKE WEED AND PAINT TREES TOO! Strimmelina: I think that's more your thing 'Daddy' DOUBLE CHORUS/DUET I won't watch the numbers to hell with sub goals My channel will grow and it won't cost my soul So basically I'm saying, there's one thing that I know Not my tits, my heart will be on show TWITCH CHORUS (Twitch can't believe all his snares aren't dropping her growing numbers.) How could this be? (Witwix is raiding!) They actually love her? (Just got a host from DickHammer!) But she's not showing any skin?? (MAN retweeted the show!) She must be using viewbots? This bitch has to go! I can't believe I was lead astray for so long (NO! You weren't meant to make it this far!) With the help of my friends, I could never go wrong (She's grown too much! Partner her...) RCBR & PRICKDOG &&&&&&& STRIMMELINA: Just look at this sub button Isn't it neat! With all these day one's I can finally eat! END OF SONG: (Glitch plug in...) So basically I've made it! Didn't give up on my dream So look out world it's time for my next stream! Oh gee the fucking servers are down again!
SONIC ART 3
Cock and balls Sliding down my halls Crashin' on the walls Motherfucker yeah Touching my own nips I've run out of all my clips Kiss my moist (fuckin') plucky lips Motherfucker yeah Oh baby what a sphincter Keeps me warm in the winter Crimpin all over my tinkler Motherfucker yeah Oh baby baby baby yea Oh baby baby baby yea Rub my dick, all over ya tit But not the right one, because it's stanky Fuck off go have a wanky No u ill give u a spanky Wat fuck off u dirty cunt
3 How good is Christmas?
I got a code and it was the wrong region lol gimme a code gimme a code, aussie gimme a code ya fuckin cunt gimme a code and ill get andrew gleeson to send you a copy of (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)gimme a code gimme a code, aussie gimme a code you fuckin cunt gimme a code and ill get andrew gleeson to send you a copy of
5 EXP: Sweet Joint O' Mine
EXP: YOU SIR HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN PROFANE.... AGAIN Thanks for the supporrrtt maaate It's good to see ya mate Mate, keep ya fuckin opinions to urself No back seatin ya cunt How ya goin darlin It's great ta see you here I just rolled a j from the dregs of my keyboard NO BACK SEATIN YA CUNT
7 Girthy, Lengthy, Witwix
It's like mozart at a chiptune rave. WIT, WITWIX, WIT WI WI WI WI WIX WIX, WITWIX, WIT WI WI WI WI WIX WIXIN' LIKE A GAY FATHER, A HOMO DADDY, THE C.E.O HAS YOUR PAPPY'S NUMBA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA etc WIT, WIX GIRTHY-EST LENGTHY-EST BIGGEST-EST GAYEST DAD IN THE UNIVERSE WIT, WIX GIRTHY-EST LENGTHY-EST BIGGEST-EST GAYEST DAD IN THE UNI NI VERSE YOUR DAD IS VERY HOT FOR THE WITWIX (thanks ybot)
9 Twelve Bahroo Blues
Big thanks for Michael Barrett for the mad guitar chops on this one! Bahroo is a pretty cool guy BAHROO TO THE LEFT BAHROO TO THE RIGHT EVERYBODY KNOWS I ROCK BAHROO ALL NIGHT BAHROO BAHROO x lol I KNEW THIS GUY HIS NAME WAS BAHROO EVERYBODY KNOWS I GOTTA SUB TO U BAHROO BAHROO x lol HIS NAME IS BAHROO HE CANT PRONOUNCE NAMES IF IT WEREN'T FOR RESCUE GIRL HE'D PROBABLY SUCK AT PLAYIN GAMES DAVE IS A CUNT DAVE IS A CUNT DAVE IS A CUNT BUT DOES OK ART (BAHROO) BAHROO x lol
11 Seal Smash Savage
His mum actually isn't Sarah Palin, I found out afterwards. There once was a man called Alaskan Savage He bashes some seals and he makes a fur coat His mustache is wild His mum is Sarah Palin He'll rip out your heart And then he'll beat your face in
13 Elegy Of Kirkhope (Pearl's Got Dick On Her Mind And It's Only 8am)
I uhhh... entirely blame WetForJesus for this one. chris: so pearl I was just thinking that I'd really like to know what runs through your mind when you wake up in the morning pearl: dicks chris: wooahhh, so you're into that sort of... maybe we could... hey... let's uh pearl: cut out your shit chris: oh. uh... are you well versed in such things? pearl: I'm 9 years old I know all this chris: well how about elegy: OBJECTION chris: no heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy just a cute little girl that I kinda wanna just PUSH ON THE SWING elegy: oh my goodness. WELCOME TO THE TROUPE
15 Ode To Twitch
Massive thanks to MagicFireTruck for the ridiculously awesome vox and guitar on this one. We love you Twitch. ohhhhhhh yeaaaaah twitch babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i wanna push u on the swing yea u know it this one goes out to all the basketball titted toilets in the world yee lay it on me manny gimme that gravy oh late one night i was tryin'a do a stream but twitch baby why u gotta do wrong by me i was just castin' as good as my heart could allow i thought nobody gave a shit but it was just my chat fuckin up twitch your mobile app is a piece of shit [cody] twitch latency by tha kilobit [saska] twitch i guess this is goodbye partnership [nathan] twins at least i've still got my basketball tits [chris] twitch youre mobile app seriously needs some work [manny] twitch the latency could also see some revising [cody] twitch please let me keep this partnership (i need it to live) [nathan | all] twins basketball titted toilets all up in this motherfucker yeah [chris] now I'm feeling good just got my transcoding options up in here im really pumped to be streaming video games everything is going... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK FUCKIN DROPPING FRAMES [rage] Roll credits
2 Premature Intermission
Nothing really happens hey?
As Sam stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the valley of shadows. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.
In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command.
4 LOL U DIED
NOTHING ___ so i heard you wanna be the boshy well, youre gonna have to suck solgryn's dick a lot and listen to this lol u died x 100 million
6 It's So Moist
We are artisans of the kitchen. I dip my grilled cheese into my chocolate milk because it is delicious oh yes it's so delicious I dip my soggy biscuit into a tub of creme cheese because it is delicious oh yes it's so delicious I dip my hairy balls into my ice cold water because it is delicious oh yes it's so delicious I dip my inuendos into your *cough* uendoes because it is delicious oh yes it's so delicious *whistling* CHORUS IT'S SO MOIST DRIPPIN DOWN MY LEG IT'S SO MOIST OH BABY MAKE ME BEG IT'S SO WET MY KIDS ARE SWIMMIN IN IT IT'S SO WET OH BABY PLEASE DON'T QUIT
8 Zeke Rages (Nobody Is Surprised)
That poor, poor fucking table. EZEKIEL_III BEARZEKEERRRRRRRRRRRR TO THE WINDOWS TO THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT? ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (zeke says shit and destroys stuff)
10 BuffDaddy's Tentacle Dreams
You got dat ~~~~~~~~~~ YOU GOT THAT (TENTACLE) HUHHHH RIGHT IN MY ANIME PUSSAAAYYY YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU GOT THAT (TENTACLE) HUHHHH RIGHT IN MY ANIME PUSSAAAYYY YEAH YEAH YEAH Bufffffff daddy he's got a tight assssssshole his ass is tight it puts up a fight you gonna need you gonna need a crowbar jimmy that sphincter open I wanna get down into your brown sea
12 Oui Oui Pee Emm Gee
He's not even fuckin French. pixel is a classy cunt oh he's wearin a suit helping people find people did I mention the suit, because it's classy classyyy mounted on his moose (OH SORRY GUY) always livin in another world and always hummin a tune, that's goes like (scat) tim horton EH ice hockey omlette du fromage j'mapelle eye full of eiffle oui oui oui oui PUCK (oh yea he's) classy classyyy mounted on his fkn moose livin in another world and always hummin a tune
This part is a thing uh you had to be there and stuff.
About Sonic Art
Originally started as a university project between Derris & tiasu, Sonic Art has evolved into a full on show, making tunes live on Twitch about Twitchcasters.
“SAY WFJ… WHAT’S YOUR DEAL?”
Glad you asked my little pelican… My name is Christopher, I’m a musician in the band CLOSURE IN MOSCOW and a pant-wearing primate sent from the past/present/future to erotically asphyxiate your mind with my psychic leather belt.